Just keep swimming(:

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  • when i turn off auto correct: wasspu man hwo yuo doign?
  • when i turn on auto correct: wassup man how you sex now or later?
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When someone tries to prove me wrong:

bonushumor:

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romanisreloaded:

so i’ve come to the conclusion that i should never pause a nicki minaj video

　

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i just pissed myself…

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nolouisprotested:

Liam Payne’s spelling, everyone


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harrypotterandtheorderofklaine:

ellen you are perfect in every way

(Source: swedishbelieber)


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CALL ME A CHOO-CHOO TRAIN AGAIN, BITCH!

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How do I even begin to explain my blog?

awkwardrabbit:

My blog is

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Running beside your best friend and pushing them into something.

wowfunniestposts:

That’s what I do all the time :P

this blog is hilarious

(Source: lastnamealonefirstnameforever)

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Daughter and I
  • Daughter: OMG MOM! LOOK AT THEM (talking about her favorite band)
  • Me: You love them don't you?
  • Daughter: YES. You know what'd be totally cool? If you bought me tickets, ahaha (joking)
  • Me: Alright! When and where, hon?
  • Daughter: What?
  • Me:
  • Daughter:
  • Me:
  • Daughter: Legit?
  • Me: Hahaha, yes. I know what it feels like to want to meet a band you'd die for.
  • Daughter: What was your band??
  • Me: Your dad's old band!
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